This morning I made my coffee and went to add my vanilla coconut milk creamer. It had already been opened. I swear, I just bought this monday and drank no coffee yesterday so I know it’s been “tampered with” or returned to the store and accidently put on the shelf. Some milk is also gone, besides the seal gone. How does this relate to ADD? Because you’re never sure if you just forgot…
I drank it anyway. So if I should die or get deathly ill today, please register my final words as these:
“Sometimes you have to live dangerously to get good coffee”
PS my final act of kindness was rescuing a daddy longlegs out of my shower and releasing him safely outside.