Life in the age of Gump

a fantasy play:

Forrest: My mama always said stupid is as stupid does

Gump: I will build a wall and Mexico will pay for it

Kellyann: Why do you always focus on the negatives? Give him  a chance.

Republican Masses:  It’s ok if he triples the deficit.

Democratic Masses: Holy sh-t Batman!

 

Forrest: Life is like a bunch of chocolates.  You never know what you’re going to get.

Gump: I know more than the 19 intelligence agencies monitoring the world and our country

Kellyann : Why do you listen to his words instead of what’s in his heart?

Republican Massess: The Media is a communist conspiracy, but we love Putin and Gump

Democratic Masses:  I know this must be a bad dream, this can’t really be happening

 

Gump:  “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”

Kellyanne: “2016 is a change election, and that favors Trump. Donald Trump performs consistently better in online polling, where a human being is not talking to another human being about what he or she may do in the election. The hidden Trump vote in this country is a very significant proposition.”

Democratic Masses: “What?”

Republican Masses “Lock her up”

Jenny: “Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.” –

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Life in the age of Gump

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