a fantasy play:
Forrest: My mama always said stupid is as stupid does
Gump: I will build a wall and Mexico will pay for it
Kellyann: Why do you always focus on the negatives? Give him a chance.
Republican Masses: It’s ok if he triples the deficit.
Democratic Masses: Holy sh-t Batman!
Forrest: Life is like a bunch of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
Gump: I know more than the 19 intelligence agencies monitoring the world and our country
Kellyann : Why do you listen to his words instead of what’s in his heart?
Republican Massess: The Media is a communist conspiracy, but we love Putin and Gump
Democratic Masses: I know this must be a bad dream, this can’t really be happening
Gump: “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
Kellyanne: “2016 is a change election, and that favors Trump. Donald Trump performs consistently better in online polling, where a human being is not talking to another human being about what he or she may do in the election. The hidden Trump vote in this country is a very significant proposition.”
Democratic Masses: “What?”
Republican Masses “Lock her up”
Jenny: “Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.” –